VERY IMPORTANT: Read ARTY FARTY, then THE NEW GIRL and BRIDGET MOANS (previous post) first at the link below before you read this one. jfb57.wordpress.com/2011/09/12/100-word-challenge-for-grown-ups-week-10/ BRIDGET GROANS Uh, this is so dull! What does this sign say? Some pompous stuff about a guy called Blowchump. Whatever! He so needs to get a life. Probably gay too. Where's Trish and Stace? Oh, they're at some flowery bear thing. Or elephant. Dunno. Cute. In a baby way. And they're sniggering. They're really immature, bet they're whispering about me. Don't care, me n' Darren are gonna deep snog later. Lush! OMG, that thing just moved! That's wicked cool! Blowchump should have thought of that. Oh no, Flaky's seen me. Where can I put this fag? I know, open wide Gilbert!